你在舞台演的丑角，是鼻子上一块白，八字眉，三角眼，前贲楼，后马勺，屁大嘴，猪耳朵。丑的一无是处！

你在舞台的台词，成为我出口成章的名言。

走啊！城隍庙老地方，他大舅他二舅都是他舅，高桌子低板凳都是木头，走一步退两步全当没走，------

你在舞台上的朝天凳，成为剧团的经典。

你一定是把腿上的筋抽掉了，一个腿朝天，便是一片叫好的掌声！你是怎样练成的？已成永远的秘密。

你在台下，当木工做布景，问汽车司机要煤油给剧团老师们做饭用，给张三做媒，给李四送暖，把个剧团每个人都当你家人了！

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那年，河边练功，你一个跟头低得离地一巴掌高！窝到地上把胳膊脱臼了，那一瞬间，二丑的台词来了！哇，还真哭了，眼泪如雨，倾盆大雨！韩老师，快来救救我吧，我家里还有一个老婆三个娃，全靠我吃喝拉撒！今天要是完了蛋，一家大小嘴朝天！要是今天归了西，老婆一定是人家的！此时，只听一声大吼，闭嘴！韩老师把他的胳膊向下一拉，向上一推，只听嘎巴！那个掉了的胳膊竟然好了！

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